“We live in a buttertopia. We’ve got stick butter, tub butter, whipped butter, honey butter, and spray butter. We have so many God-damned kinds of butter that we have produced a product called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.’ Because, if you pick up any random object in the United States, there’s a pretty good chance that it’s butter.”
Ha! We have at least 4 of these types of butter in the fridge right now!
— STEPHEN COLBERT, re: this, on The Colbert Report
We have Paula Deen to thank for this.
I wonder how Paula would respond to this….
(via sunshineandpearls)


